Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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