My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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