god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
the raccoons are back...
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