THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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