oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
