Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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