five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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