I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
These tits shall not be calmed
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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