you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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