Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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