No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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