So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.