some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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