What a fucking waste of an outfit
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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