Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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