You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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