a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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