But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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