that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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