you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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