In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
