she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
lol hangovers are for mortals.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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