i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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