none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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