she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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