its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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