I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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