exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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