Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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