So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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