I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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