is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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