And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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