can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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