at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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