Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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