on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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