So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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