maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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