So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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