I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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