I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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