he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
its not stalking. its research.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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