TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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