Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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