I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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