please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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