We're like a lot better than the average bears
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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