Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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