sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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